
You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!
Never run in the rain with your socks on.
I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just
gonna fucking swear a lot.
Punk rock's dead, and I fucking killed it.
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just
depends on how good you are at it.
A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait
for them to shut up. Like, shut up. You're a moron. I
have nothing to say, you know?
I want to go home and just go for a long walk. And
where I want to go, I have no idea.
We're just a silly little band from the Berkeley-Bay
area.
I never thought that being obnoxious would get me
where I am now.
I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American
impersonating an Englishman.
We're proud to be a punk band because that's very
high-energy music.
Mistakes are a big part of our sound.
I'm just the same idiot from Rodeo, CA that I was
before Dookie came out. So if you see me in the street, come by and say
"hi". I guarantee you I'll say "hi" back.
I've never had a very high standard of living. Any
money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit
is that I recently got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves
to be treated.
They have bad taste. I am NOT a good-looking guy.
We're just a silly band called Green Day, and we're
from no place special, just like no one else on this fucking planet.
That's a big guy... much bigger than me... but I'm
working on it.
Yeah fuck me! I wish all of you could fuck me!
We've gone through a lot to get here, but it's been
fun.
I'm an asshole, I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp, I'm a flea
bit butt.
We can play anywhere at anytime.
Aw shit! God damn! Aw shit! Ah fuck! Ah fuckin shit
fuck shit fuck! Stick that up your ass FCC!
What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I
won't understand!
This song is dedicated to everyone in 69 - this song's
called Burnout
Throw mud at each other... see how many stupid things
you can do to each other all at one time.
That's a fat dude man... it's like WHOA WATCH OUT!
This song's off our album. It's called Kerplunk.
It's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a
dookie and it kerplunks in the toilet.
Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect so why
practice?
This song is about forgetting what you're gonna say
because of heavy drug abuse.
Aw shit! It's Ka-Ka! Poo-poo! Shit! It's shit! It's
shit! Shit... I hate God! Shit!!
I fuckin' hate Lynyrd Skynyrd, I've always hated
Lynyrd Skynyrd. Fuckin' backwards ass hillbilly shit!
Apathy rules, fuck everyone!
I'm a fuckin' idiot.
Mike Dirnt
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I'll remember 1994 as the year that ... ate shit
..
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You're just mad cuz you're in the rain, well FUCK
YOU! I hope it rains so much you all get STUCK!
Tre Cool
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We keep our receipts, kids.
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It's, like, an OK tour bus and all, but people see
bookmobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell.
I mean how stupid is that...books? We don't even read.
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It's a good song, toot toot, fuck you. Robert Smith,
eat our dust.
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